Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schutz

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
Drew Barrymore

If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?
Tom Snyser

I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
Jim Loy

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
Sean Williamson

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Paul Harvey

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
Frank Giblin II

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
Cher

I can last two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol

The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist.

Eric Hoffer

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the ‘War on Jobs.’
Craig Kilborn

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was ‘shut up.’
Joe Nameth

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
Agathie Christie

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
Michael Carr

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
Lily Tomlin

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Benjamin Franklin

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Niccolo Machiavelli

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
Author Unknown

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Lionel Barrymore

If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong

A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
Dolly Parton

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus Pauling